Joke of the Day

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Post by SamBee » 08 Sep 2018, 14:51

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DASH1730 "An Area Authority...[was] asked...who...would go to the Telestial kingdom. His answer: "murderers, adulterers and a lot of surprised Mormons!"'
1ST PRES 1978 "[LDS] believe...there is truth in many religions and philosophies...good and great religious leaders... have raised the spiritual, moral, and ethical awareness of their people. When we speak of The [LDS] as the only true church...it is...authorized to administer the ordinances...by Jesus Christ... we do not mean... it is the only teacher of truth."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Heber13 » 05 Nov 2018, 17:33

You know you are a middle-way mormon when all of your ex-mo friends insist that you are a believer, and all of your TBM friends insist that you are a non-believer!
Luke: "Why didn't you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father."
Obi-Wan: "Your father... was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view."
Luke: "A certain point of view?"
Obi-Wan: "Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to...depend greatly on our point of view."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by dande48 » 16 Apr 2019, 11:41

The Sky is Falling!!!

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Oh... wait...
"The whole world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel." - Horace Walpole

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Jaxzmin801 » 02 May 2019, 15:22

Not a joke per se but I found it funny. Actual conversation with my 5 yr old
5yr old: mom, when is jesus coming?
Me: I don't know, honey
5yr old: does the prophet know?
Me: no, but it shouldn't matter we should always try to be kind. . ( kid tunes out)
5yr old: well, we should probably just Google it, that would be easier.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by DarkJedi » 02 May 2019, 16:05

Jaxzmin801 wrote:
02 May 2019, 15:22
Not a joke per se but I found it funny. Actual conversation with my 5 yr old
5yr old: mom, when is jesus coming?
Me: I don't know, honey
5yr old: does the prophet know?
Me: no, but it shouldn't matter we should always try to be kind. . ( kid tunes out)
5yr old: well, we should probably just Google it, that would be easier.
:lol: Out of the mouths of babes....
In the absence of knowledge or faith there is always hope.

Once there was a gentile...who came before Hillel. He said "Convert me on the condition that you teach me the whole Torah while I stand on one foot." Hillel converted him, saying: That which is despicable to you, do not do to your fellow, this is the whole Torah, and the rest is commentary, go and learn it."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Minyan Man » 02 May 2019, 16:54

I love it. Thanks for sharing.

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Post by nibbler » 03 May 2019, 05:18

Starting the "shamelessly stolen" series:

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